Pornoramics was born out of an inexplicable gap in the market for top-quality porn on hand-crafted crockery. Upon noticing this gaping wet hole I knew that I finally had a purpose in life and cast aside my masters degree and city slicker job in pursuit of my one true calling. The existential fear of dying a meagre nobody evaporated and I set to work, feverish and aroused.
I found myself toiling away in a humble shed instead. Tirelessly, I spanked and tamed the clay (stoneware if you are interested) until I was ready to unveil the precious fruits of my labour.
My beloved business consultant "HRH Victoria Morningwood" (CEO at KPMG) and I "Lucille de Beaviour" (CEO at Pornoramics) put on our raunchiest négligé, strapped the ceramic pieces into our vinyl trench coats and headed out into the night, scantily clad with nothing but a dream and some sinful tableware.
Flashing the good people of South London with our tits and knick-knacks we came home, panties stuffed with cash and hearts full of hope.
And that, my darlings, is how this virtuoso came to be xox
Thank you for reading &
God bless you.
The night of the debut:
"Lucille de Beauvoir" en route to London's sex capital, Deptford High Street
Busty babe "HRH Victoria Morningwood" makes HUGE business deal in devilishly delightful Deptford.